In his own unique way, using dog proverbs and original buzzwords like: those plump cracklings, the main character - Van Dog, tells the story of his difficult homeless dog life and the arduous search for his own man. He is very careful in his search and tries not to point out anything because if he drew too much attention to himself, the bipeds would realize that he doesn't have his own man and they could do something to him. Yes, although they have two legs, two arms and can talk a lot, some of them are human and some just look like that. Despite everything he has been through, Van Dog is convinced that there are still good people in the world.